For the person who appreciates a good story—just preferably with an ending.

This sarcastic “Please Land the Plane. Just Make Your Point.” T-shirt features an unimpressed raccoon clutching a mug that reads “Just Say It.” The deadpan expression and straightforward wording make the joke unmistakable: wrap it up, skip the unnecessary details, and get to the point.

Printed on a soft, relaxed Comfort Colors garment-dyed T-shirt, it has that comfortable, lived-in feel that makes it perfect for casual weekends, coffee runs, errands, work-from-home days, or surviving conversations that should have ended ten minutes ago.

Perfect for:

• Dry-humor and sarcasm fans
• People with limited patience for long stories
• Moms, dads, friends, and coworkers
• Coffee lovers
• Introverts and straight-to-the-point personalities
• Birthday or holiday gifts
• Anyone who has ever thought, “Where is this story going?”

Pair it with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual layers and let the raccoon say what you’re already thinking.

Please land the plane. We’ve been circling long enough.

• 6.1 oz., 100% ring spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton & sewn with USA cotton thread
• Relaxed fit & Sewn-in Twill Label
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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