Marriage is built on love, laughter, teamwork… and one person somehow knowing where absolutely everything is.

The “Marriage: Because One Person Should Know Where Everything Is” graphic tee is a funny and relatable take on married life that’s sure to earn a knowing smile. With clean statement lettering and a playful mix of bold and script typography, this design keeps the humor front and center.

It’s a fun everyday tee for wives, husbands, longtime couples, newlyweds, or anyone who has ever heard, “Do you know where my…?” for the hundredth time.

Perfect for:

• Wives and husbands with a sense of humor
• Anniversary gifts
• Wedding or bridal shower gifts
• Newlywed gifts
• Valentine’s Day
• Birthdays
• Casual weekends and date nights
• Couples who appreciate the funny side of married life

Pair it with a favorite mug, coffee, or another lighthearted marriage-themed gift for an easy and memorable present.

Because in every marriage, someone has to know where everything is—and somehow, it’s usually the same person.

• 6.1 oz., 100% ring spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton & sewn with USA cotton thread
• Relaxed fit & Sewn-in Twill Label
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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